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someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
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what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
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I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
My brain literally stopped working for a second
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